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Hero U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Has Better Things To Do Than Resign Just Now. UPDATE: NEVER MIND. So far, he hasn't been seen wearing a pink knit hat with cat ears. Doktor Zoom News 11 Mar 2017
Monica Crowley Exits Team Trump After Plagiarizing Whole World: 'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien' Th-Th-That's All, Folks! Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2017
Pro-Brexit Racist UKIP Guy Nigel Farage Quits Like A Common Palin Having achieved all his goals in getting the UK to leave the EU, Nigel Farage would like some "Me Time" now. Doktor Zoom News 05 Jul 2016
Horndog Ol' Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley Had Sex Chats With God, All Is Forgiven Doktor Zoom News 05 Apr 2016
Shocked By Sudden Lack Of Ethics At Breitbart, Gal Reporter And Boy Idiot Resign Doktor Zoom News 14 Mar 2016
Michigan's Favorite Fornicating Former Lawmakers Headed For The Big House, Maybe Doktor Zoom News 29 Feb 2016
Horny Teabagger Lady Pretty Sure Michigan Legislature Only Kicked Her Out By Mistake Doktor Zoom News 18 Sep 2015
Court Rules That Anti-Choice 'Sidewalk Counselors' Can Annoy Anyone Trying To Get An Abortion In Pittsburgh Feminininism
Chik-Fil-A Lasts A Grand Total Of 8 Days In The U.K. After LGBTQ Groups Tell Them to 'Cluck Off' Gay Stuff
Big Pharma Paid 700 Doctors Over A Million Bucks Each. Tell Us Again How Single-Payer Is Too Pricey? Healthcare
