Whole Bunch Of Fuckheads Crying About Mean Liberals Being 'Uncivil' To Bloodthirsty Monsters

Oh shit, Maxine Waters murdered someone again!

Day 500. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 4, 2018

Trump possessed by Richard Nixon, White House brushes off trade war, and Parkland teens hit the road. Your morning news brief.

2018 State and Local Elections

I, A Flaming Homosexual, Don't Give A Flying Fuck Whether Joy Reid Wrote That Shit 10 Years Ago

To be clear, we doubt she wrote that stuff. But even if she did, ALL Y'ALL FUCK OFF.

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Sean Hannity Can't Believe Savage Gargoyle Hillary Clinton Would Suggest Fox News Does Not Like Her

Fox News Exclusive: HILLARY IS AT IT AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?

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Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Elections

Sure Guys, It Is Awesome That We Are Shitting On Kamala Harris

Everything about this plan is the best.

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Republicans Getting Nervous. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 5, 2017

Republicans dodge town halls (again), Rep. Higgins goes to Auschwitz, and Trump-Russia gets a bigger boat. Your morning news brief!

2018 State and Local Elections

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

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If Trump Says Somebody Called Him 'Sir,' He's PROBABLY Talking About His Imaginary Friend

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Joe Biden To Humiliate Rival Trump With Feats Of Old Man Strength

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Whole Bunch Of Fuckheads Crying About Mean Liberals Being 'Uncivil' To Bloodthirsty Monsters

Oh shit, Maxine Waters murdered someone again!

Day 500. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 4, 2018

Trump possessed by Richard Nixon, White House brushes off trade war, and Parkland teens hit the road. Your morning news brief.

Sean Hannity Can't Believe Savage Gargoyle Hillary Clinton Would Suggest Fox News Does Not Like Her

Fox News Exclusive: HILLARY IS AT IT AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?

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Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Sure Guys, It Is Awesome That We Are Shitting On Kamala Harris

Everything about this plan is the best.

Republicans Getting Nervous. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 5, 2017

Republicans dodge town halls (again), Rep. Higgins goes to Auschwitz, and Trump-Russia gets a bigger boat. Your morning news brief!

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

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Eric Garner's Death To Go Unpunished Forever Not With A Bang But With Bill Barr

Could We Maybe Not Have Actual Nazi Richard Spencer Opining About Racism On CNN?

Joe Biden To Humiliate Rival Trump With Feats Of Old Man Strength

Are AOC And The Gals The 'Four Horsewomen Of The Apocalypse'? Wonkette Investigates!

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