Bill Barr Is Just Like, Really Sick Of You People Being So Mean To Poor Donald Trump, OK? It's not fair! Robyn Pennacchia Politics 16 Nov 2019
Wonkette Book Club: How Do You Undo A Dystopia? Margaret Atwood's The Testaments: Too optimistic? Doktor Zoom Culture 10 Nov 2019
Wonkette Book Club: A 'Handmaid's Tale' Sequel For The Resistance Years Oh Lydia, Aunt Lydia, we guess we're not riddaya. Doktor Zoom Culture 03 Nov 2019
Trump SHOCKED To Learn Trade Wars Are Bad And Hard To Win Trump thought he could get cute, and stop trading with "shithole countires." Dominic Gwinn News 09 Sep 2018
Anonymous Trump Idiot Just Doing A Coup In The New York Times, TOTALLY NORMAL WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? Evan Hurst News 06 Sep 2018
Whole Bunch Of Fuckheads Crying About Mean Liberals Being 'Uncivil' To Bloodthirsty Monsters Oh shit, Maxine Waters murdered someone again! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 25 Jun 2018
Day 500. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 4, 2018 Trump possessed by Richard Nixon, White House brushes off trade war, and Parkland teens hit the road. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 04 Jun 2018
I, A Flaming Homosexual, Don't Give A Flying Fuck Whether Joy Reid Wrote That Shit 10 Years Ago To be clear, we doubt she wrote that stuff. But even if she did, ALL Y'ALL FUCK OFF. Evan Hurst News 26 Apr 2018
Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Careers! (They Are All Donald Trump.) Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2020 News
