10 Rules For The Senate's Interview With Our Precious Baby Boy Junior

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A Brief Update On Donald Trump Jr. Begging His Mom To Write A Note Excusing Him From 'Senate'

This is surely the face of an innocent man.

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But Daddy, Don Junior Doesn't WANT To Testify Any More!

Looks like Junior's getting a second time in the barrel.

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Devin Nunes Didn't F*ck A Cow When FBI Opened Trump-Russia Investigation, Dunno What His Deal Is Now

More delicious GOSSIP TRUTH from Andrew McCabe!

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Can Somebody Hold Eric Swalwell's Beer While He Kicks Richard Burr Square In The Dick?

We're beginning to think we can't trust that Richard Burr!

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Is THIS The Trump/Russian/Israeli/Emirati/Saudi Arabian Ratf*cking Robert Mueller Is Looking For? Hell If We Know!

We are beyond ready for Mueller to show us the solution to the jigsaw puzzle, because WTF.

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Can We Call Trump A Literal Actual Russian Agent Now? What About Now? What About Now? What About ...

Hey you guys, Trump and Putin had another secret meeting! Yes, another one!

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Wait, Is Putin Getting Paid During The Trump Shutdown? THE F*CK?

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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