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Michigan's Top Medical Official Charged With Poison-Watering People To Death, IS STILL TOP MEDICAL OFFICIAL

Dr. Eden Wells was pretty unhelpful when she threatened to take away Flint's public health money if they kept investigating the outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease she knew about!

Messing With Flint's Water Made Lots Of Women Miscarry. Tell Us How 'Pro-Life' You Are, GOP?

Saving 'preborn babies' is dandy when you're restricting women's health choices. But cleaning up their water? That costs money.

Michigan Officials Charged With Poisoning People To Death In Flint. Good.

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TJ Maxx and Marshall's are coming down on the right side for workers; Michigan plays Class Warfare games.

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'Pro-Life' Utah Senator Mike Lee Totally Fine With Flint Babies Drinking Poison Water

Once they're born, babies can go screw.

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Rick Snyder Picks Former BP Lobbyist To Protect Michigan's Environment. What Could Go Wrong?

Michigan's brand new head of Environmental Quality helped manage BP's response to the Gulf oil spill. Are there any pelicans in Michigan?

Which Bank Is Just Going To Pay A Big Ol' Meaningless Fine This Week?

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