Overstock Dude Says He Only Pretended To Bone Russian Spy Maria Butina For Love Of Country Why are you like this, 2019? Liz Dye News 23 Aug 2019
How Are America's Gun Jerks And Terrorists Keeping Us Safe This Week? Mostly by getting arrested, so ... yay? Doktor Zoom Guns 13 Aug 2019
Remember Weird-Ass Russian Spy Maria Butina And Her Old-Ass American Boy Toy? Here's What's Up With Them! Her case might be 'resolved' soon, and he might face charges as a RUSSIAN AGENT! Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2018
Sexy Redhead Russian Spy Gun Lady (No, The Other One) Maria Butina, YOU ARE IN JAIL! Is this collusion? Evan Hurst News 17 Jul 2018
How Pissed Putin Gonna Be About These Sanctions, On A Scale Of One To 'Guess I'll Poison Somebody'? These might actually leave a mark! Evan Hurst News 06 Apr 2018
NRA Didn't Use Any Dirty Russian Money In 2016 Election ... Oh You Mean THAT Dirty Russian Money? No fucking idea what's going on here. Bet Robert Mueller knows, though! Evan Hurst News 28 Mar 2018
Did A Weird Russian Spy Lady Send These Gun-Humping Trump Creeps To Moscow? WHOA IF TRUE! This time psycho-fascist Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke got to go! Weird, huh? Evan Hurst News 08 Mar 2017
Hillary Clinton Gonna Ban Your Assault Weapons, Which Don't Exist And Must Be Protected Hillary Clinton has renewed her call for a federal ban on military-style weapons, and now we all get to argue forever over what an 'assault rifle' is and why everyone needs one, for freedom. Doktor Zoom News 13 Jun 2016