Don't Worry, Brazilian Jesus Statue! Trump Is On His Way To Save You! Just as soon as he makes it down this ramp. Evan Hurst Trump 06 Jul 2020
Glenn Greenwald Wants To Be Kinder, Gentler Russian Stooge White Nationalist Fucking Moron The New Yorker should have had Evan write this profile. Evan Hurst News 28 Aug 2018
How Is The Daily Beast Being A Raging Dumpster Fire Today? The Daily Beast thought it would be cool to publish a story that basically outed a bunch of gay Olympic athletes in Rio, some of them from 'notoriously homophobic' countries. For real, they did that. Evan Hurst News 11 Aug 2016
