James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That's Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE
We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!
13 Apr 2018
White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN' COMEY Is They Don't Know Yet, Fuck It
Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
12 Apr 2018
Trust Me. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 27, 2018.
Trump's White House desperately needs a lawyer, Raj Shah wants you to believe him, and Jared Kushner has big money troubles. Your morning news brief.
27 Mar 2018
Robert Mueller Just Wondering If Trump Taking Bribes From Handful Of Arab Kingdoms, Totally Normal
The Saudi Arabia/United Arab Emirates angle of this scandal gets WEIRDER AND WEIRDER.
22 Mar 2018
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Robert Mueller's Been Looking Up Cambridge Analytica's Dress. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 22, 2018
Robert Mueller has MORE questions, Mark Zuckerberg has many sad emojis, and congress caves on gun control. Your morning news brief.
22 Mar 2018
Trump Holds After School Shooting Special. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 22, 2018
Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.
22 Feb 2018
Nancy Pelosi Backwards And In Heels. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb 8, 2018
Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.
08 Feb 2018
RNC Decides Trump's Transphobic Military Ban Is A Thing They Definitely Want To Run With
The RNC voted yesterday to declare being trans “a disqualifying psychological and physical” condition that ought to prevent one from serving in the military.
03 Feb 2018
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