Looks Like We Might Get A Real Senate Impeachment Trial, Y'all! Despite Mitch McConnell's very best intentions, SAD TROMBONING! Evan Hurst Impeachment 14 Jan 2020
Some Garbage On El Paso And Dayton Shootings That People Said, Out Loud, With Their Mouths The scourge of video games will finally be addressed. Doktor Zoom Guns 05 Aug 2019
Senate Embarrasses Trump On Border Wall 'Emergency' Trump shouts VETO! because he's an asshole that way. Doktor Zoom Congress 14 Mar 2019
Government Misplaced 1,500 Refugee Kids. Is That Bad? America's getting so great we hardly recognize the place anymore. Doktor Zoom News 30 Apr 2018
Kellyanne Conway Is Your New Fentanyl Connection, America! (Czar, Whatever.) Kellyanne Conway is a proven idiot. She's therefore ready to handle a crisis that's killing tens of thousands of Americans. Doktor Zoom News 30 Nov 2017
John Conyers Steps Down From House Leadership For Being Convicted Of MURDER ... Of Our Hearts! Congress might do something about sexual harassment in Congress, but first there's this vital tax cut for the rich. Doktor Zoom News 27 Nov 2017
Ted Cruz Presents: Bride Of The Son Of The Obamacare Repeal From Hell One more revision and Medicaid patients will be converted to Soylent Green. Doktor Zoom News 13 Jul 2017
Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it. Doktor Zoom News 23 Jun 2017
Alan Dershowitz Peddling Anti-Semitic Conspiracy Theories To Breitbart, What Fun We Have In Hell! Legal
Fox News: Don't Compare Mayor Pete's Marriage To Trump And Rush Limbaugh's Cheaty Slutting, NO FAIR! fox news
