President Grandpa. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 10, 2018

Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief!

Russia

Donna Brazile Wrote A Thing. Oh.

Are we supposed to have a reaction to this?

Elections

'Fox & Friends' Idiots Find The REAL Trump Wiretapper, And It Is Hillary Clinton!

Guess where they got the story? Jim Hoft, Stupidest Man On The Internet, of course!

Culture

Trump Russia Scandal Idiot Carter Page SO Tired Of Being Hate Crimed By Hillary Clinton

HEY LOOK OVER THERE! SQUIRREL!

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Trump Campaign Was Talking To Russian Intelligence Before The Election. Um, SURPRISE!!1!

Do you feel like we're all living in a bad spy novel now? One where a main character just shouts incoherently?

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HOT TAKE: Maybe James Comey Is Stupid And Craven And Terrible And The Worst

WHOA IF TRUE!

News

Deadbeat Donald Trump: A Cheap Bastard Who Stiffed Top Campaign Staff. Surprise?

Donald Trump doesn't like paying for wasteful expenses, like campaign staffers' salaries.

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

Russia

GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

Healthcare

Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud

Crime

Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

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