Everybody Hitting 'OH SHIT!' Button To Protect Robert Mueller Right Now, But WHY THOUGH? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Evan Hurst News 28 Mar 2018
Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn't GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. Evan Hurst News 19 Jun 2017
Is Donald Trump Fuckin' Stupid Enough To Fire Robert Mueller? OF COURSE HE IS. BUT WILL HE? Evan Hurst News 13 Jun 2017
Is Your Dick Republican Senator On This List Being Vaguely 'Good' About Comey Firing? A List! HEYO! Some Republicans are being halfway decent about the James Comey firing. IS YOUR REPUBLICAN BEING GOOD? Evan Hurst News 10 May 2017
Democrats Just Made Mitch McConnell Do A Very Bad Thing Say goodbye to the filibuster for Supreme Court nominees, and hello to letting employers fire you if you aren't willing to die on the job. Doktor Zoom News 06 Apr 2017
Dudes, *Nobody Cares About Merrick Garland* You know what people DO care about? Judges who think their employer can literally force them to die. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 04 Apr 2017
Democrats Filibuster Gorsuch, Hooray! Also, Senate Doomed, So There's That. We never liked his mama, either. Doktor Zoom News 03 Apr 2017
Nixon We Mean Trump Just Fired Acting Attorney General Sally Yates For Telling Him No Also, probably, #lockherup. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 30 Jan 2017
Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Careers! (They Are All Donald Trump.) Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2020 News
