Hillary Clinton Was On Maddow Last Night, You Probably Already Watched It Call us elitist, but we like politicians who use complete sentences. Doktor Zoom News 19 Sep 2018
Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish? Doktor Zoom News 20 May 2018
Meet The Genuine Death Cultist Behind All Those White People With 'Blacks For Trump' Signs! He seems nice. Doktor Zoom News 27 Oct 2016
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette's Reptilian Hybrids Write Horrific Pieces Of Gruel We keep learning fascinating things from our Deleted Commenters, who this week inform us we're lizard people. And here we thought we were furries. Doktor Zoom News 18 Sep 2016
Mike Pence 'Denounces' David Duke But Can't Say He's 'Deplorable,' Since That's A Hillary Word Mike Pence certainly condemns David Duke, but he's not about to LABEL him. Doktor Zoom News 13 Sep 2016
Deleted Comments: Wingnuts Have ONE Joke About Elizabeth Warren. Guess What It Is? Guess! Rightwing critics of Elizabeth Warren have ONE HILARIOUS JOKE about her, which proves that everything she says about anything is wrong. Doktor Zoom News 08 May 2016
Speaker Paul Ryan Will Swat Donald Trump On His Bottom For Being Naughty Racist Evan Hurst News 01 Mar 2016
Donald Trump Firmly Anti-Hitler, Will Look Into Whether KKK Terrific Or Not Doktor Zoom News 29 Feb 2016
Venice-Area Council Votes Down Climate Action, Gets Flooded. Not With Angry Calls, Just Flooded Environment
Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?