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So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 25, 2019

Congress tries to tear down Trump's wall, the trade war continues, and Trump heads to Vietnam for another photo op with Kim Jong Un. Your morning news brief!

Trump So Mad At Nick Ayers He Might Not Even Eat 10 Big Macs Today

Just kidding yes he will.

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Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief!

Everything You Should Know About Trump's NAFTA II: The NAFTENING

NAFTA 2 is a hot mess of sour milk and rusty car parts.

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Trump SHOCKED To Learn Trade Wars Are Bad And Hard To Win

Trump thought he could get cute, and stop trading with "shithole countires."

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Trump dumps on NATO, babies are still in jail, and Sarah Palin is still an idiot. Your morning news brief!

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