Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
​Is Trump A Russian Asset, A Stupid Idiot, Or ALL OF THEM, KATIE? Spies And Former Spies Say You Betcha! None of their answers are comforting. Evan Hurst Russia 30 Aug 2019
Inspector General Says James Comey Not A Criminal, Just A Very Saucy Boy! BUT HIS MEMOS! Evan Hurst Russia 30 Aug 2019
If Trump Is Really God's 'Chosen One,' God's A Dumbass All of these things happened in the last 24 hours. Evan Hurst News 21 Aug 2019
Creepy Threats From Jacob Wohl? That Can't Be Right. And all in service of that nice young man running against Maxine Waters. Doktor Zoom Elections 14 Aug 2019
In Case You Haven't Heard, We're Impeaching The Motherf*cker JUST LIKE RASHIDA TLAIB SAID. Evan Hurst Russia 09 Aug 2019
Don McGahn, You Are TELL IT TO THE JUDGE! Shit's 'bout to go down, y'all. Evan Hurst Russia 08 Aug 2019
Corey Lewandowski And Impeachment Hearings? RIGHT NOW? Someone Should Have Mentioned! A Liveblog. News
Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Will Take Trump's Tax Returns Now, Because THIS IS NEW YORK, BITCH lawsplainer
