Trump Murdering Election Security Task Forces, Because ... Oh No Reason! You can't secure an election with WALL! Evan Hurst News 14 Feb 2019
The Top 6 Signs Robert Mueller Is About To Indict The Sh*tfire Outta Some Folks, According To #Science Unless it turns out we're wrong, in which case we weren't actually wrong, YOU WERE WRONG FOR READING THIS. Evan Hurst News 12 Nov 2018
WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE? On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right? Evan Hurst News 16 Jul 2018
Happy First Birthday, Robert Mueller Investigation! Celebrate By Putting Some More Fuckers IN JAIL! We vote for Michael Cohen. Or Erik Prince. Or ... ooh, ooh, Devin Nunes! Evan Hurst News 14 May 2018
