Trump Murdering Election Security Task Forces, Because ... Oh No Reason!

You can't secure an election with WALL!

The Top 6 Signs Robert Mueller Is About To Indict The Sh*tfire Outta Some Folks, According To #Science

Unless it turns out we're wrong, in which case we weren't actually wrong, YOU WERE WRONG FOR READING THIS.

WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE?

On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right?

Happy First Birthday, Robert Mueller Investigation! Celebrate By Putting Some More Fuckers IN JAIL!

We vote for Michael Cohen. Or Erik Prince. Or ... ooh, ooh, Devin Nunes!