Trump Murdering Election Security Task Forces, Because ... Oh No Reason!
You can't secure an election with WALL!
14 Feb 2019
You can't secure an election with WALL!
Unless it turns out we're wrong, in which case we weren't actually wrong, YOU WERE WRONG FOR READING THIS.
On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right?