You're Not Gonna Believe It, But Michael Cohen Rigging ONLINE POLLS For Trump Gets Stupider

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

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Trump Told Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress. Is That Bad?

Individual 1 been berry berry bad.

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RUDY GIULIANI NEVER SAID NO COLLUSION, YOU SAID NO COLLUSION, YOU STINKIN' LIAR!

The president's finest lawyer, ladies and gentle-ladies.

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William Barr Confirmation Hearing Wrap-Up: At Least He's Better Than The Dumbf*ck We Have Right Now!

That's not saying a lot.

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Confirmation Hearings For William Barr, Trump's New Meatball Idiot AG Nominee, Begin TOMORROW!

Great, just great.

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Ted Cruz Filibusters On Chuck Todd's Face

A Sunday show rundown so nice we had to post it twice!

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Trump Hiding His Love Notes From Putin, Because That Is FINE And NORMAL

How much longer is this sustainable?

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Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!

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Pelosi To Trump: Get F*cked, Orange Loser

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Elijah Cummings COMING For President Secret Agent Man

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Guess Americans Don't Like Russian Agent Presidents Who Shut Down Government Forever. WHO KNEW!

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