Junior's TOO DUMB To Be Indicted. Mueller Report Liveblog, Part Two! Oh yeah, we're still reading this thing. Evan Hurst News 19 Apr 2019
Bill Barr Is Your Batsh*t Fox News-Obsessed Uncle And You Hate Him God help us, Trump found his Roy Cohn. Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2019
We Are All Kasie Hunt's Face Trying To Figure Out WTF George Papadopoulos Is Talking About You think you're bugfuck, Carter Page? HOLD PAP'S BEER. Evan Hurst News 01 Apr 2019
Is This The Most Weapons-Grade Stupid Thing A Trump Idiot Has Said All Week? Maybe! Marc Thiessen would like to demonstrate how to completely overplay your hand during 'NO COLLUSION' week. Evan Hurst News 28 Mar 2019
And Now, Sarah Huckabee Sanders With A Dramatic Reading Of The Day's Events TEARS! Evan Hurst News 25 Mar 2019
William Barr Confirmation Hearing Wrap-Up: At Least He's Better Than The Dumbf*ck We Have Right Now! That's not saying a lot. Evan Hurst News 16 Jan 2019
TFW Your Lawyer Says You're An Idiot, And Your Lawyer Is RUDY GIULIANI ... A stopped Rudy Giuliani is right twice a DERP. Evan Hurst News 07 Dec 2018
Dumb Stupid Donald Trump SO EXCITED To Be A Subject Of Robert Mueller's Investigation! He just LOVES being the subject! Evan Hurst News 04 Apr 2018
