Joe Biden's In Ur Science Lab, Makin' Cures

Let's talk investments in innovation!

Healthcare

DHS Prepping Robot Dogs For Border Patrol, That Should Be Just Fine

We're guessing these ones don't dance. Except maybe on heads.

Tech

Yr Wonkette Has A Three-Month Stockpile Of Nice Things

Happily, no need for rationing!

Nice Time

Eugene Scalia As Trump's New Secretary Of Labor? Smother Us With A Pillow, We're Dead!

Like father like disgusting son!

Class War