Jesse Kelly Tweets 'My Nerd Kid Sux, Amirite?' Is Best Dad Because Libs Now Owned. Robot boy wishes he could feel a parent's love. Doktor Zoom Mommyblogging 22 Jan 2019
'Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal!' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 13, 2018 Michael Cohen's secrets, and Rudy Giuliani's (allegedly!) drunk texts! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Elections 13 Dec 2018
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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Part Of The Resistance Inside The Wonkette Media Empire YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst popular 08 Sep 2018
Alex Jones Is Very Glad Donald Trump Is Here To Save Us From The Murder Robots Delete! Robyn Pennacchia Trump 05 May 2018
America Is So Done With Science, For Reals There's a bunch of Science News! It's the Trump Era, so it's TERRIBLE. Doktor Zoom Science 03 Jul 2017
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Rush Limbaugh Knows Ladies Get Their Periods, Unlike Robots, Who Aren't Gross Like That Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE. Evan Hurst News 29 Mar 2017
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Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
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