America Is So Done With Science, For Reals
There's a bunch of Science News! It's the Trump Era, so it's TERRIBLE.
03 Jul 2017
Rush Limbaugh Knows Ladies Get Their Periods, Unlike Robots, Who Aren't Gross Like That
Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.
29 Mar 2017
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Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?
Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?
01 Feb 2017
Carrier Can't Wait To Replace All Those Jobs Trump 'Saved' With Good Old American Robots
You will be upgraded. Upgrading is compulsory.
13 Dec 2016
Wonkagenda: Monday, October 24, 2016
The Democrats golden unicorn, Trump's federal worker problem, and trouble in Margaritaville! Here's your daily news brief!
24 Oct 2016
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