You Were Working As A Waitress In A Nice Things Bar Don't you want some Nice Things? Don't you want them ohhhhhh? Doktor Zoom News 12 Jan 2020
How Sweet Of Dear Leader Trump To Make Kim Jong-Un A Mixtape! We're so glad Very Serious Adults are in charge of America right now. Evan Hurst News 06 Jul 2018
America Best-Loved, Most-Respected ... Nah, Scratch All That This is fine. It's all going exactly according to plan. Liz Dye News 08 Dec 2017
Donald Trump Threatens A Little Nuclear War At The UN. But So Presidentially! Today, Donald Trump finally became president. For at least the morning. Doktor Zoom News 19 Sep 2017
Violence Against Hillary Clinton: Is It *Ever* Not Funny, Donald Trump? Something Something 'only a bit of fun. Your OPEN THREAD! Doktor Zoom News 18 Sep 2017
TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017 TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 18 Sep 2017
Nancy Drew And The Mystery Of Why Some Dude Writer Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Kill Her Feminininism
