Future Schlock: Even Our High Tech Facial-Recognition Nightmares Are Pissy And Stupid

Don't worry, we're sure cops will still find horrible ways to misuse the technology.

Tech

Is Trump's Bruce Springsteen Cover Band REALLY America's #1 Bruce Springsteen Cover Band? A Wonkvestigation!

They're not even the first Google result.

POTUS

Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare!

We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!

Culture Wars

Charles Krauthammer Schooled Bill O'Reilly On Celebrities' 'Reverse McCarthyism' Of Poor Donald Trump And The Whole World Has Gone MAD I Tell You MADDDDDDDD

Everybody's doin' that Reverse McCarthyism now!

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