Preet Bharara: OF COURSE We All Thought About Taping Trump. THAT F*CKER LIES!

'WHAT KIND OF AMATEUR DEEP STATE DO YOU THINK WE ARE?' (Not a quote from Preet Bharara.)

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NO RUSSIA! NO COLLUSION! So ... No Jail Time, Right?

Hahahaha, GFYS.

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Relax, Everyone: Robert Mueller Is Not DUMPING YOU, Just Kidding Maybe He Is

The Mueller investigation is wrapping up? Can it be? What does this MEANNNNNNNNN?

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Devin Nunes Didn't F*ck A Cow When FBI Opened Trump-Russia Investigation, Dunno What His Deal Is Now

More delicious GOSSIP TRUTH from Andrew McCabe!

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OH NOES! SOCIALISTS! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 19, 2019

Trump threatens another 'shithole country,' Bernie says #HesRunning, and GOP voter fraud in the NC 9th. Your morning news brief!

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Trump's Executive Time Golfing Ketchup Omelet National Emergency Holiday Whack-Off Weekend Was Pretty Chill

This is not what normal people do on vacation.

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TRUMP DOESN'T CARE, HE BELIEVES PUTIN!

If you thought you were crazy thinking Trump is a literal actual Russian agent, Andrew McCabe is here to clear all that up for you.

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Andrew McCabe Has A Few Things To Say About President Bugf*ck

BREAKING: Trump is a horrifying piece of shit, in case you hadn't heard.

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Has Trump Mentioned Lately That Dead John McCain Makes Him So Angry Like GRRR ARGH?

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Judge Declares Wisconsin GOP's Lame Duck Power Grab Illegal, Tacky As Hell

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Trump Doing Pretty Well Off Suckers Donating To 2020 Campaign

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