IDEA: What If Trump Was 'Rush Limbaugh,' Instead Of 'President'?

It's not like he's saving America from coronavirus.

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MY NAME IS TRUMP, KING OF KINGS, LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DES- ... STOP LAUGHING, IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Who wants to watch Trump try to get his dick hard for three solid hours?

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Rush Limbaugh So Mad Rod Rosenstein Invented Coronavirus With The Deep State And His Sister

Awesome. This is how we're gonna do public health crises in Trump's America. Neat.

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