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The Department Of Justice had a cake and ice cream party for Rod Rosenstein yesterday. Fuck these guys. All of them.

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Kamala Harris Has Only Just Begun To Kick Bill Barr's Lying Ass

Maybe Bill Barr didn't show up in the House today because Kamala Harris is still wiping the floor with his dumb hair.

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Mazie Hirono Dickpunches Bill Barr In The Teeth, Doesn't Even Say 'Aloha'

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Pucker Up, Buttercup. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 30, 2019

Rod Rosenstein kisses Trump's ass on way out the door, and House Dems drop a major spending bill. Your morning news brief!

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White House Lawyers: What CAN'T They Do!

Former WH Counsel Don McGahn may have told Mueller a thing or 30 on his way out the door.

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Rod Rosenstein Determined To Step In ALL The Shit On Way Out The Door

All for Attorney General Bill Barr and the hate of an ungrateful nation.

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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