WHO THE F*CK IS MATTHEW CALAMARI? A Squidsplainer Of Who The F*ck That Is Because, you know, AYYY? AYYYY. Evan Hurst News 28 Feb 2019
Is THIS The Trump/Russian/Israeli/Emirati/Saudi Arabian Ratf*cking Robert Mueller Is Looking For? Hell If We Know! We are beyond ready for Mueller to show us the solution to the jigsaw puzzle, because WTF. Evan Hurst Russia 14 Feb 2019
ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019. Trump demands WALL (again), everyone is still talking about Jeff Bezos's dick pics, and so much more. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 11 Feb 2019
If FBI Can't Investigate Brett Kavanaugh's Sex Crimes, JANE MAYER AND RONAN FARROW WILL Sorry Donald Trump cut your dick off and made you eat it, FBI. You should leak some Deep State shit about him in revenge. Evan Hurst News 04 Oct 2018
You Boofed Yet? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 04, 2018 Kavanaugh vote on deck, more Russian indictments, and Track Palin goes to jail. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Elections 04 Oct 2018
Don't Know How To Say This, But It *Looks Like* Brett Kavanaugh Lied Again How much behind-the-scenes work has Brett Kavanaugh been doing to shut his alleged victim Debbie Ramirez up? We are just starting to find out! Evan Hurst News 02 Oct 2018
Surprise! Brett Kavanaugh FBI 'Investigation' Kinda Bullshit, Thanks To GOP And Trump THE FUCK YOU SAY. Evan Hurst News 01 Oct 2018
MICHAEL AVENATTI COMETH Brett Kavanaugh's third accuser Julie Swetnick isn't saying he definitely gang raped her. But she's not not saying it either. Evan Hurst SCOTUS 26 Sep 2018
'Veggie Tales' Creator Ain't Gonna Put No Godless Gay Green Beans On His Christian Vegetable Show News
Conservatives Terrified New York Times 1619 Project Will Remind Black People Slavery Existed Post-Racial America
