Matt Lauer MAYBE Even More Of Gross, Rapist Assh*le Than We Thought, MAYBE Ronan Farrow's book details alleged sexual assault. Stephen Robinson Media/Entertainment 09 Oct 2019
WHO THE F*CK IS MATTHEW CALAMARI? A Squidsplainer Of Who The F*ck That Is Because, you know, AYYY? AYYYY. Evan Hurst News 28 Feb 2019
Is THIS The Trump/Russian/Israeli/Emirati/Saudi Arabian Ratf*cking Robert Mueller Is Looking For? Hell If We Know! We are beyond ready for Mueller to show us the solution to the jigsaw puzzle, because WTF. Evan Hurst News 14 Feb 2019
ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019. Trump demands WALL (again), everyone is still talking about Jeff Bezos's dick pics, and so much more. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 11 Feb 2019
If FBI Can't Investigate Brett Kavanaugh's Sex Crimes, JANE MAYER AND RONAN FARROW WILL Sorry Donald Trump cut your dick off and made you eat it, FBI. You should leak some Deep State shit about him in revenge. Evan Hurst News 04 Oct 2018
You Boofed Yet? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 04, 2018 Kavanaugh vote on deck, more Russian indictments, and Track Palin goes to jail. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 04 Oct 2018
Don't Know How To Say This, But It *Looks Like* Brett Kavanaugh Lied Again How much behind-the-scenes work has Brett Kavanaugh been doing to shut his alleged victim Debbie Ramirez up? We are just starting to find out! Evan Hurst News 02 Oct 2018
Surprise! Brett Kavanaugh FBI 'Investigation' Kinda Bullshit, Thanks To GOP And Trump THE FUCK YOU SAY. Evan Hurst News 01 Oct 2018
