Know What This Trump Impeachment Needs? More Pay-To-Play Horsesh*t! How many crimes are these people committing at any given time? It is a miraculous wonder! Evan Hurst News 18 Nov 2019
New Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Allegations? WHAT? No! Really? THE F*CK YOU SAY! Everyone could have seen this coming, unless they were personally invested in not seeing it coming. Evan Hurst News 16 Sep 2019
Trump Gonna LOCK HER UP! Mentally Ill Folks Now, So That's Hitler-y America's decline continues. Evan Hurst News 16 Aug 2019
Corey Lewandowski Will Make Sweet Extramarital Love To Senate Race, F*ck Congressional Subpoenas What fun we have here! Five Dollar Feminist 2016 Presidential Election 16 Aug 2019
Trump Idiots Sh*tting Bed Over Joaquin Castro Revealing Top Secret Public Info About Them Holy fuck these people are stupid. Evan Hurst News 07 Aug 2019
Trump's Sugar Daddy Has Lost That Horny Feeling Robert and Rebekah Mercer aren't happy with their 'investment.' Evan Hurst News 19 Jun 2019
​Lindsey Graham Gonna LOCK HER UP With Robert Mueller Or Something, F*ck If We Know Everything is about to get so much stupider. Evan Hurst News 25 Mar 2019
Mitt Romney Shall Maketh Grrr Sounds At The Villein! #HesRunning ... his mouth and won't really oppose anything Trump wants. Doktor Zoom News 02 Jan 2019
