Pomp And Circumstance. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 5, 2019 Law enforcement looks at the shady 'naug, Dr. Ronny Jackson is making his comeback, and DC gets ready for the SOTU. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Feb 2019
President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT! The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking. Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
Donald Trump Loves The Stupid And Violent And oh in Montana they love him right back. Five Dollar Feminist News 19 Oct 2018
President Stable Genius Knows Where 'Nipple' Is. DO U? 'I'll take Catch The Semen for $500, Trebek.' Evan Hurst News 14 Aug 2018
Somebody's Going To Emergency, Manafort's Going To Jail. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 5, 2018 Paul Manafort has been making some phone calls, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets caught lying (again), and Trump crowns himself king of sportsball. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 05 Jun 2018
Strap In, It's Time For Your Daily Scott Pruitt Grift Roundup! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE???? Five Dollar Feminist News 09 May 2018
Trump Thugs Stole Trump's Medical Records, We Guess To 'Hide' How Trump Is A Huge Baldy McChunkGross Sweetheart, this is Watergate, goodbye! Evan Hurst News 02 May 2018
Evil Dems Made Mike Pence's Doctor Complain About Ronny Jackson's 'Misconduct' Last Year The Very Best People continue to impress us. Doktor Zoom News 01 May 2018
Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Trump
