Dr. Ronny Pretty Sure Joe Biden Can't Pick Out 'Camel' As Good As Bodybuilder Jesus Trump Can! In related news, Dr. Ronny used to hide vegetables inside Donald Trump's food. Dr. Ronny is also running for Congress. Stephen Robinson 2020 Congressional Elections 26 Feb 2020
Trump Regime's Newest Power-Player Allowed To Eat Pizza Whenever He Wants, Doesn't Even Have Curfew What's he doing Friday night? Slow dancing with girls. Evan Hurst White House 26 Feb 2020
Trump's Doctor 'Candy Man' Running For Congress, Tells Texas District It's Just Big-Boned No, the other one. Doktor Zoom 2020 Congressional Elections 10 Dec 2019
Pomp And Circumstance. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 5, 2019 Law enforcement looks at the shady 'naug, Dr. Ronny Jackson is making his comeback, and DC gets ready for the SOTU. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Feb 2019
President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT! The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking. Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
Donald Trump Loves The Stupid And Violent And oh in Montana they love him right back. Liz Dye News 19 Oct 2018
President Stable Genius Knows Where 'Nipple' Is. DO U? 'I'll take Catch The Semen for $500, Trebek.' Evan Hurst News 14 Aug 2018
Somebody's Going To Emergency, Manafort's Going To Jail. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 5, 2018 Paul Manafort has been making some phone calls, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets caught lying (again), and Trump crowns himself king of sportsball. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 05 Jun 2018
