Maybelle Can't Wait To Go To Heaven, Where All The Appliances Are Viking And Nobody Is Mexican HOLY FUCKING CLETUS JESUS SAFARI, WASHINGTON POST! Evan Hurst Culture 23 Jul 2018
Michigan Snowflake Is The Rosa Parks Of 18-Year-Olds Who Need To Buy Shotguns So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work. Doktor Zoom Guns 12 Mar 2018
Trump A.G. Pick Jeff Sessions Not Quite The Civil Rights Hero He Claims To Be? Whaaaaaat? You mean to say that Jeff Sessions isn't a civil rights champion? Knock us over with the proverbial feather! Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 05 Jan 2017
Alabama Secretary Of State Respects Martin Luther King Too Much To Make Voting Easier Well SOMEBODY'S doing the rigging! Doktor Zoom 2016 State/Local Elections 03 Nov 2016
Utah Rep Being Bit Of A Racist, Lying Dick To The Indians We've got Bundyite sovereign citizens, liars, and racists against the Bears Ears national monument proposal. Hell, all we need now is some good old-fashioned ratfucking. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 21 Jun 2016
Bundy Buddies Added Dicks To Indian Petroglyphs. Not A Dick Joke Wonkette Can Get Behind Doktor Zoom News 25 Apr 2016
Harriet Tubman To Grace New $20 Bill, Because Suck It Andrew Jackson Evan Hurst US of America News 20 Apr 2016
Corey Lewandowski And Impeachment Hearings? RIGHT NOW? Someone Should Have Mentioned! A Liveblog. News
Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Will Take Trump's Tax Returns Now, Because THIS IS NEW YORK, BITCH lawsplainer
