Pennsylvania Kids Do Real Life 'Footloose,' Only With Books On Race And US History, No Kevin Bacon

Otherwise mostly Footloose, except reading instead of dancing. No Kenny Loggins, either. Amazing parallels!

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WHERE ARE THEY NOW: Alabama GOP Weirdo Who Yearned For Less Buttsex, More 'Gunsmoke' On TV

We should do more blog posts like this, to let you know how people are doing.

State/Local Politics

Fox News Mostly Ignored Capitol Ceremony For Slain Officer, Guess His Blue Life Didn't Matter

They've been working pretty hard to get their viewers to sympathize with the terrorists, probably couldn't handle the cognitive dissonance.

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