Maybelle Can't Wait To Go To Heaven, Where All The Appliances Are Viking And Nobody Is Mexican HOLY FUCKING CLETUS JESUS SAFARI, WASHINGTON POST! Evan Hurst News 23 Jul 2018
Michigan Snowflake Is The Rosa Parks Of 18-Year-Olds Who Need To Buy Shotguns So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work. Doktor Zoom News 12 Mar 2018
Trump A.G. Pick Jeff Sessions Not Quite The Civil Rights Hero He Claims To Be? Whaaaaaat? You mean to say that Jeff Sessions isn't a civil rights champion? Knock us over with the proverbial feather! Doktor Zoom News 05 Jan 2017
Alabama Secretary Of State Respects Martin Luther King Too Much To Make Voting Easier Well SOMEBODY'S doing the rigging! Doktor Zoom News 03 Nov 2016
Utah Rep Being Bit Of A Racist, Lying Dick To The Indians We've got Bundyite sovereign citizens, liars, and racists against the Bears Ears national monument proposal. Hell, all we need now is some good old-fashioned ratfucking. Doktor Zoom News 21 Jun 2016
Bundy Buddies Added Dicks To Indian Petroglyphs. Not A Dick Joke Wonkette Can Get Behind Doktor Zoom News 25 Apr 2016
Ilhan Omar's Challenger A QAnon-Believing, Alleged-Multiple-Offending Shoplifter On The Run From The Law Conspiracy Theories
