THAT'S RIGHT YOU TAKE THOSE F*CKIN YACHTS

It's for freedom.

DON'T PANIC! Cause It Won't Help Anyway.

Thanks, Putin!

OH HEY MORE Steele Dossier Says PAUL MANAFORT Used Trump Org Server To Sext The Russians? SOME COLLUSION!

Citizens United FOIAed another Steele dossier. They're lying about what it says.

Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not.

Ready for a WONKETTE DICK JOKE DEEP DIVE LONG READ? Well come right here and sit a spell!