The Year In Garbage Men. In So Many, Many Garbage Men. Fuckin' dudes. I tell ya. Robyn Pennacchia Culture 31 Dec 2018
Ross Douthat Oozing Stupid, Racist Thoughts About George H.W. Bush All Over NYT Time to send Wonkette your New York Times money again! Stephen Robinson News 05 Dec 2018
Pretty Sure Ross Douthat's Neckbeard Is The Real Cure For Masturbation Douthat knows his brand. We'll give him that. Robyn Pennacchia Sex 14 Nov 2018
Ross Douthat's Fancy New York Times Brain Ponders: What Will Make Blacks Love Trump? Why do they pay this guy? Stephen Robinson News 12 Oct 2018
Idiot Lawyer Ed Whelan Used SCIENCE (And Zillow) To Prove It *Really Was* Brett Kavanaugh's Evil Twin This is not going well for them. Evan Hurst News 21 Sep 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Rudy Giuliani To Go Away And Shut Up Again YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 05 May 2018
The Redistribution Of Human Flesh, By Ross Douthbag If we guarantee a right to sex for 'incels', shouldn't we also guarantee a right to human flesh for cannibals? Robyn Pennacchia News 02 May 2018
New York Times Continues Long Strange Journey Into What Even The Fuck Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia. Doktor Zoom News 29 Jan 2018
Florida Just Seeing If The 24th Amendment Ban On Poll Taxes Is Really Written In Stone Vote suppression
National Archives Thrilled To Exhibit Pictures Of Women Marching In The Street For No Particular Reason Feminininism
