Sorry, Not Sorry! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 11, 2019 Alex Acosta blames the victims, Congress has a busy day, Mitch McConnell doesn't believe in election security. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 11 Jul 2019
Senate Embarrasses Trump On Border Wall 'Emergency' Trump shouts VETO! because he's an asshole that way. Doktor Zoom Congress 14 Mar 2019
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night, Jeff Sessions! (You Crusty Fucking Bigot!) Jeff Sessions Death Watch, Day 5,286,934. Evan Hurst News 29 Aug 2018
Sunday: The Further Descent of Rudy Giuliani Jake Tapper tries to keep Roy Blunt's and Kellyanne Conway's lies straight. But they're nothing compared to 91ul1ani. Michael Mora News 07 May 2018
Trump Only Obstructed Justice In Russia Probe A Bunch Of Other Times, Allegedly It's not Trump's fault! He's a mere businessman who doesn't understand how 'America' works! Evan Hurst News 01 Dec 2017
Trump Rage-Bitching About James Comey Again, Because 'Fox & Friends' Told Him To BREAKING NEWS: 'Fox & Friends' Still Controls President's Brain. Evan Hurst News 10 Jul 2017
Trump's Fuck You Mexico Wall, Si O No? So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore! Five Dollar Feminist News 30 Mar 2017
