Which Of These Roy Moore Pastors Should Babysit Your Little Girl?

SPOILER: You really don't want any of these men babysitting your little girl.

Oh Shut Up About Al Franken, President Pussburglar

Weird, the sexual predator in the White House still doesn't have anything to say about accused kid toucher Roy Moore.

Did Russian Pee Hookers Tinkle For Trump While His Bodyguard Was Sleeping? JUST ASKING!

DRIP DRIP DRIP.

What Are You Going To Do, Republicans, Count The Tree Rings On Roy Moore's Dick?

The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?