Accused War Crimer Eddie Gallagher Goes With 'Framed By Millennials' Defense Would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those kids with their 'human rights' and 'rules of engagement'! Doktor Zoom Military 02 Jul 2019
'When I Can, I Tell The Truth.' Wonkagenda for Thurs., Nov. 1, 2018 Trump will build his wall with soldiers, there's a new "Willie Horton ad," and more post-Halloween horrors. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 01 Nov 2018
Donald Trump Gonna Win Afghanistan War By WINNING! No Other Details Available Donald Trump lays out bold plan for strategic vagueness. Doktor Zoom News 22 Aug 2017
Everything Went Wrong In Trump's Clusterf*ck Yemen Raid. Let's Blame Hillary Clinton! Somebody needs to get Jason Chaffetz investigating this right away. Doktor Zoom News 02 Feb 2017
Trump's First Military Raid A Total Cluster(bomb) *Even Though* He Said 'Radical Islamic Terrorism'! It turns out that war kills noncombatants, even when America is being made great again. Doktor Zoom News 31 Jan 2017
Nancy Drew And The Mystery Of Why Some Dude Writer Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Kill Her Feminininism
