Does Robert Mueller Have Some InfoWars Guy At Black Site, Just Like Crazy Twitter Says?

Why Is Robert Mueller torturing crazy rightwing people, if he is, even?

Russia

Oh No These Lunatics Say Antifa Gonna Civil War Us Tomorrow, BE VERY FRAID!!!

Oh goody, the gun-humpers are het up about a fake threat again, and some seem ready to go looking for trouble.

Post-Racial America

Trump Will Save Puerto Rico And California Soon As He's Done Writing These Terrific Tweets

Maybe if the wildfires and hurricanes said more nice things about Donald Trump...

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Trump Inaugural Committee Has Perfectly Reasonable Explanation For Purchase Of 5,300 RealDolls

He can count the size of the crowd on his huge hands.

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Even 'Pizzagate' Gunman Thinks Alex Jones Is LIL' BIT CRAZY

He just wanted to save the kids!

Guns

Gen. Michael Flynn's Awful 'Pizzagate'-Promoting Son No Longer On Trump Transition Team. Now, About His Dad...

Uh, guys? This could be a problem.

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Citizen Shoots Up DC Pizza Place To Investigate Hillary Clinton's Child Sex Ring, As One Does.

Fake News begets real news, which begets fake news that real news is fake.

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Yeah, There's Still No Voter Fraud, Despite Your Idiot Facebook Friends

Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?

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Who Is (Was) Lyra McKee, And What The Bloody Hell Is Going On In Northern Ireland?

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