Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 19, 2018
Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!
19 Feb 2018
Fox News Art Critics So Mad Official Obama Portraits Are Pictures Of Black People
Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?
12 Feb 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Loves You All Very Much. You Know That, Right?
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
02 Dec 2017
Sorry, Mr. Limbaugh, Thanksgiving Doesn't Celebrate Pilgrims' Triumph Over Socialism
Let's debunk some rightwing holiday hooey!
24 Nov 2017
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Your Weekly Top Ten Is NOT A HORSE OR A GOOSE OR A CUPCAKE, OK?
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
18 Nov 2017
Rush Limbaugh Explains Roy Moore Only Wanted To Fuck Kids Because He Was A Democrat
This has to be rock bottom. It has to be, right?
14 Nov 2017
A Shattered Trump Issues A Desperate Plea For Political Correctness In Comedy
Oh no, Donald Trump is OFFENDED!
07 Oct 2017
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