Russia Did It, Y'all. And Nobody Fucking Cares. Turns out Russia DID penetrate voting systems, but don't worry, it was only in a HANDFUL OF STATES. Evan Hurst News 08 Feb 2018
Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT EVEN THE FUCK? Everything about this story makes our head hurt. Evan Hurst News 17 Aug 2017
Trump Russian Pee Tape Threat Level Raised To Code Yellow Donald Trump Jr. may have confirmed part of the Steele Dossier. SO WHERE IS THE PEE TAPE? Evan Hurst News 11 Jul 2017
Donald Trump Jr. Tweets Russian Emails To Show What A Guilty Fuck He Is How fucking stupid is Donald Trump Jr.? THIS FUCKING STUPID. Evan Hurst News 11 Jul 2017
Trump Jr. Only Met With Russian Chick Because Russia Wanted To Help His Dad. Is That Bad? Oh shit, is this what everybody means when they say 'collusion'? Oops, did that. Evan Hurst News 11 Jul 2017
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