They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails? Evan Hurst News 17 Nov 2017
Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump's Butt BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job. Evan Hurst News 25 Aug 2017
Russian Ambassador Having A Sad, Because He Misses His Trump Traitor Friends :( They never call. They never write. OR DO THEY? Evan Hurst News 06 Jul 2017
Will Trump Fire Robert Mueller? Find Out On Next Week's 'Celebrity Apprentice'! We're living in a fucking reality show. Evan Hurst News 14 Jun 2017
Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017 Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 13 Jun 2017
The Intercept Breaks Huge Russian Hacking Story, For Glenn Greenwald To Shit On Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP! Evan Hurst News 06 Jun 2017
Rachel Maddow Would Like To Scare The Shit Out Of You Now What is Russia doing RIGHT NOW to continue its campaign to undermine American democracy? That's what Rachel Maddow wants to know. Evan Hurst News 09 Mar 2017
Obama Refuses To Publicly Kick Russian And FBI Ass In End-Of-Year Press Conference He's so classy all the time, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO CLASSY ALL THE TIME? Evan Hurst News 16 Dec 2016
