Trump Gonna BURN THIS SHIT DOWN To Save His Ass From Robert Mueller!

How much obstruction of justice and abuse of power is Trump doing with this 'declassifying' business? ALL OF IT KATIE!

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Even Fox News Can't Make Finland Trump-Shits Smell Like Roses :(

'Who took that giant crap on the floor?' said Cavuto and Varney, rising from a squat and pulling up their pants.

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Trump's Big Meeting With His KGB Handler Going Just GREAT

What a fun day to be an American!

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Trump's Spy Chiefs: Russia's Going To Fuck Us In 2018. Trump: FAAAAAAAAAART.

Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.

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The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :(

Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.

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Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump's Butt

BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.

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Trump Had Secret G20 Threesome With Putin And Kremlin Translator

TOTALLY NORMAL NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

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Russian Ambassador Having A Sad, Because He Misses His Trump Traitor Friends :(

They never call. They never write. OR DO THEY?

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

Post-Racial America

Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

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