2017: The Year We ... Won? YES. THE YEAR WE WON. A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year! killermartinis Featured 31 Dec 2017
Mike Flynn Pleading Guilty! How Fucked Is The White House? ALL OF THEM, KATIE! Flynn's going to sing like a bird. A lying, criminal, treasonous, Russia-loving, prostitute bird. Liz Dye News 01 Dec 2017
Let's Check In With The Dumbest Dipshits In The Whole Wide Russia Scandal! Let's see what The Moron Squad is up to! Spoiler Alert: IT IS STUPID! Liz Dye News 16 Oct 2017
GOP Pretty Sure Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Russian Conspiracy To Make Us Believe In Trump-Russia Conspiracy This post is VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT, therefore please read it RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Evan Hurst News 28 Jul 2017
Trump Russian Pee Tape Threat Level Raised To Code Yellow Donald Trump Jr. may have confirmed part of the Steele Dossier. SO WHERE IS THE PEE TAPE? Evan Hurst News 11 Jul 2017
Donald Trump Jr. Tweets Russian Emails To Show What A Guilty Fuck He Is How fucking stupid is Donald Trump Jr.? THIS FUCKING STUPID. Evan Hurst News 11 Jul 2017
Trump Jr. Only Met With Russian Chick Because Russia Wanted To Help His Dad. Is That Bad? Oh shit, is this what everybody means when they say 'collusion'? Oops, did that. Evan Hurst News 11 Jul 2017
Trump Lawyer Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who YOU get a lawyer! And YOU get a lawyer! EVERYBODY GETS A LAWYER! Evan Hurst News 16 Jun 2017
