China Finally Gives World The Trump-Branded Massage Parlors And Escort Services We Were Waiting For We're not saying there's anything fishy here. Just that it's ALIENS. Doktor Zoom News 08 Mar 2017
Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen Has No Idea If He Did The Thing He Says He Did, Russia Who What Now? You thought the Sweden story was weird? Get a load of this one. Doktor Zoom News 20 Feb 2017
Trump Campaign Was Talking To Russian Intelligence Before The Election. Um, *SURPRISE*!!1! Do you feel like we're all living in a bad spy novel now? One where a main character just shouts incoherently? Doktor Zoom News 15 Feb 2017
Trump Jerk Roger Stone Was Poisoned To Death By The CIA, But He Got Better Could it have been ... SATAN? Doktor Zoom News 18 Jan 2017
CNN Reporter Banished To Pee-oria For Asking Question At Trump Press Conference Since when is the lying press allowed to ask questions at a press conference? Doktor Zoom News 11 Jan 2017
Please Forget Trump's Pee Hookers And Focus On The Treason, You Know Allegedly Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers. Doktor Zoom News 11 Jan 2017
