Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019 Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Feb 2019
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Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal! For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week. Doktor Zoom News 22 Jan 2017
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Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal!
For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.