Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019 Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Feb 2019
Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again! The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time! Evan Hurst Russia 31 Jan 2019
Gjo Fjuck Yoursjelf, Kirstjen Nielsen Just about tired of her shit, y'all. Evan Hurst Russia 21 Jun 2018
Mike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because You Are NAMBLA! I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion. Robyn Pennacchia Russia 21 Sep 2017
Jill Stein Steps On Own Dick For Two Solid Minutes, And It Is BREATHTAKING We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record! Evan Hurst Russia 31 Jul 2017
Oh Hey, Donald Trump! You Are Under Investigation For Being A Dumb Justice-Obstructing Dick! What's Trump supposed to do, NOT obstruct justice? COME ON! Evan Hurst Russia 15 Jun 2017
Roger Stone Car Accidented To Death By CIA, But He's OK Now WHEW! Another near miss! Evan Hurst News 15 Mar 2017
Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal! For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 22 Jan 2017
Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal!
For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.