Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019

Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief!

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Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again!

The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time!

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Gjo Fjuck Yoursjelf, Kirstjen Nielsen

Just about tired of her shit, y'all.

Russia

Mike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because You Are NAMBLA!

I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.

Russia

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Jill Stein Steps On Own Dick For Two Solid Minutes, And It Is BREATHTAKING

We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!

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Oh Hey, Donald Trump! You Are Under Investigation For Being A Dumb Justice-Obstructing Dick!

What's Trump supposed to do, NOT obstruct justice? COME ON!

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Roger Stone Car Accidented To Death By CIA, But He's OK Now

WHEW! Another near miss!

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Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal!

For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.

Post-Racial America

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019

Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief!

Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again!

The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time!

Gjo Fjuck Yoursjelf, Kirstjen Nielsen

Just about tired of her shit, y'all.

Mike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because You Are NAMBLA!

I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Jill Stein Steps On Own Dick For Two Solid Minutes, And It Is BREATHTAKING

We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!

Oh Hey, Donald Trump! You Are Under Investigation For Being A Dumb Justice-Obstructing Dick!

What's Trump supposed to do, NOT obstruct justice? COME ON!

Roger Stone Car Accidented To Death By CIA, But He's OK Now

WHEW! Another near miss!

Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal!

For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

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Angelina Jolie's Dad Rambles Incoherently About How Much He Loves Donald Trump

Your Weekly Top Ten Is GOODBYE, IT'S A HOLIDAY WEEKEND

Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar

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