CHINA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ...

HILLARY DID COLLUSION WITH CHINA ON THE MADDOW SHOW, YOU GUYS!

Quick, Nobody Do Anything About Russia Ratf*cking 2020 Election For Trump, HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT

In which Kirstjen Nielsen tries to make Kirstjen Nielsen look good, but also, yeah, see above.

If You Saw Jacob Wohl At A Hipster Coffee Shop, You'd Go Find A Policeman

We are seriously worried about this dude, but not worried enough to refrain from mocking him.

New York Times Just Published A HOLY SHIT WOW Story On The Trump-Russia Conspiracy, So That's Unlike Them!

IS OUR NEW YORK TIMES LEARNING?