TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019

Trump's NSC caught going nuclear, a space farce, and more Russian fuckery. Your morning news brief!

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How Much Of A Dumbass Is Roger Stone? THIS MUCH DUMBASS

But a really really REALLY sorry one!

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Let's Subpoena Julian Assange's Nasty-Ass Cat, See What It Knows About Paul Manafort

Robert Mueller has probably already done that, TBH.

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Kava-NAW. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 20, 2018

Republicans freaking out over Brett Kavanaugh, Trump farts around North Carolina, and garbage men pen 'If I Did It' essays. Your morning news brief.

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Trump Prefers Defense Bills That Weren't Captured. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Prosecution rests in Manafort case, Stephen Miller somehow gets creepier, and Trump/Omarosa still saying dumb shit. Your morning news brief.

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AND STAY OUT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 8, 2018

Shame on Eric Schneiderman, Rudy's about to get benched, and Melania rips off Michelle Obama (again). Your morning news brief.

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Nick Confessore Doesn't Understand Why Everybody Hates The New York Times. Let's Help Him Out!

Is our New York Times EVER GOING TO LEARN?

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Robert Mueller Just Now Getting To The Fun Part Of His Investigation

Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!

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Fox News Idiots React To Pete Buttigieg's Criticism With Measured Calm We've Come To Expect

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Don McGahn To Congress: LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP!

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Kris Kobach Can't Be Immigration Czar Because He Wanted Them To Take Out All The Brown M&Ms

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Michael Cohen Yuks It Up For House Intel Committee: It's Your SURPRISE LIVEBLOG!

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