Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not. Ready for a WONKETTE DICK JOKE DEEP DIVE LONG READ? Well come right here and sit a spell! Evan Hurst News 08 Feb 2019
*Somebody's* Using Linked-In, And It's ... Russian Intelligence Attacking Old Security Men???? Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they're not out to troll you. Doktor Zoom News 04 Aug 2017
Russian Government Hasn't STFU About Trump's Associates Since 2015 UNMASKING! ARREST OBAMA! Et cetera. Et cetera. Evan Hurst News 13 Jul 2017
Trey Gowdy Eats Own Dick In Front Of Former CIA Director, How Embarrassing Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE! Evan Hurst News 23 May 2017
Trump Has First Performance Review In Oval Office With His Boss, The Russian Ambassador The Russian AV Club will be meeting in the Oval after sixth period. Doktor Zoom News 11 May 2017
Trump's CIA Director Just Read WikiLeaks Fuckhead Julian Assange FOR FILTH Donald Trump is gonna be SO PISSED when he finds out his CIA director loves America more than he loves Trump. Also it's your OPEN THREAD! Evan Hurst News 13 Apr 2017
Roger Stone Car Accidented To Death By CIA, But He's OK Now WHEW! Another near miss! Evan Hurst News 15 Mar 2017
'Obama People' Hid Trump Russia Intel Under Couch Cushions, Behind Fridge, Just EVERYWHERE THANKS OBAMA! Evan Hurst News 02 Mar 2017
Slumlord Jared Kushner Will Keep His NYC Buildings Fully Stocked With Mold, Roaches During Pandemic News
COVID-19 Not A 'Bioweapon' Manufactured In A Lab, But Try Telling The Conspiracy Theorists That Conspiracy Theories
