Judge Says Paul Manafort Is Total LIAR F*CKING LIAR, Hopes He Stubs His Toe In Jail

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Trump Admin's Sloppy Wet Sanctions Kiss For Oleg Deripaska Sloppier, Wetter Than We Knew!

Is the Trump administration stupid or evil? Yes.

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FBI Been Wonderin' If Trump Is Literal Russian Intelligence Asset For LONG ASS TIME

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Robert Mueller Just Curious What All These Damn Ukrainians Doing At Trump Inauguration

Miles to go before this investigation is over, kids.

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Trump Unsanctioning Manafort's Russian Sugar Daddy Is EVEN F*CKEDER Than You Thought!

It's Christmas morning for Putin all over again, and it's not even Christmas!

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Putin And Trump's Secret Deals Are For Putin To Know And Tell The Baby He Agreed To Later

Ukraine, yeah sure fine, whatever

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How Bad Is President Idiot-Fucks Idiot-Fucking NATO Today? REAL BAD, Y'ALL.

Let's destroy decades of Western peace and prosperity! MAGA MAGA MAGA!

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Trump Had A Playdate With A Fellow Fascist Dipsh*t Today

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Anti-Vaxxers Harassing Moms Whose Babies Died, So That's TERRIFIC!

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The Germans Are Calling Us Fascists, Is America Great Again Now?

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Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

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