Putin's Latest Fascist Law Will Make Trump Jizz Himself SILLY

The good news is that Trump is too stupid and ineffective to ever make anything like this happen in America. MAYBE.

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Let's Talk About Dumb Foreign Agent Dipsh*t Michael Flynn, Because It Is A Day

The more we learn about Michael Flynn's brief time in the White House, the more he and Donald Trump sound like criminals.

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Elijah Cummings Will F*ck Trump's Saudi Nuclear Grifting Up Six Ways From Sunday

The grift is coming from inside the White House.

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We've Asked This Before, But WHAT F*CKING SECRET IS PAUL MANAFORT WILLING TO DIE IN PRISON TO KEEP FOR TRUMP AND RUSSIA?

Whatever Paul Manafort's hiding about Trump and Russia, he's willing to give up the rest of his life to keep it hidden.

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It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

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Manafort Judge Probably Loved It A Lot When Lawyers Lied To Her, Don't You Think?

And she's letting us play redactin bingo AGAIN! :D

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Whole Lotta WHOLE LOT Going On! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 7, 2019

Trump gets HARASSED like a common Hillary, Democrats look for Trump's taxes, and Rep. Matt Gaetz is annoyed by dead kids. Your morning news brief!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

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