Those Russian Spy Houses Trump REALLY Wants To Give Back To Putin? Spied On The FBI And CIA. YEP! Gotta keep an eye on the Deep State somehow, obviously! Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2019
IS THIS COLLUSION? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE F*CKING COLLUSION We are just saying. Evan Hurst News 09 Jan 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Santa To Bring Us Booze, Probably YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 22 Dec 2018
Teenage Sex Terrorist. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 25, 2018 Brett Kavanaugh dies on a cross, Trump goes to the UN, Europe keeps finding Russian spies. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Sep 2018
Infrastructure Week: Supreme Court Edition. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 18, 2018 Christine Blasey Ford to testify, Trump trade war gets worse, and Ted Cruz says Beto will ban BBQ. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 18 Sep 2018
Dr. Ronny Jackson PEACES OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 26, 2018 Ronny Jackson partied too hard, Macron is your new boyfriend, Trump yells at Fox and Friends. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 26 Apr 2018
He's A Dishwasher At Chili's. She Babysits Sometimes But Not Usually. BUDGET: FIVE MILLION DOLLARS This is just a really good story from the New York Times real estate section. Evan Hurst News 19 Feb 2018
TFW You're Trying To Buy Back Your Shit And They Hand You A Pee Tape Can't wait for Nunes's #HOTTAKE on this one! Five Dollar Feminist News 12 Feb 2018
Can You Read Gordon Sondland's Ukraine Testimony Without Punching A Baby? A Wonkette Self-Control Test! Ukraine
Marianne Williamson Not Leaving Dem Race Until She's Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards 2020 democratic primary
