Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017

Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.

Trump, West Virginia Team Up To Free Coal Miners From Being Alive

Just think of all the hospital, rehab, and funeral home jobs this will create, too!

The Only Thing Donald Trump Will Recycle Is This Hilarious Bit About Newfangled Hairspray

If what's good for the environment is bad for Donald Trump's hair, then those regulations are just not worth the risk.

Evil Coal Mining CEO Don Blankenship Guilty Of Conspiracy, Faces Harsh Wrist Slap