Adam Rippon Went On The Ellen Show And It Was !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click this if only to learn what Adam Rippon named his second childhood goldfish.

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If her son is being a pill about this, Sally Field is free to Adopt A Wonkette and set us up with whomever she'd like.

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