MittBott 2.018 Back And Ready To Represent Utah, Inevitably Offend It
He has this bad habit of thinking he's inevitable. You're not inevitable, Mitt.
16 Feb 2018
NICE TIME! SLC Elementary School Renamed For Cool Black Lady Space-Nerd Instead Of Genocider!
We need more schools honoring great Space Ladies.
13 Feb 2018
Gather Ye, Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena Libs! We Got Some Celebrating To Do!
It's our last week of 'vacation,' LOL, and we're spending it in your heartland! Don't miss us!
08 Nov 2017
Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena, MT: Ding Dong, Wonkette Calling!
Pocatello, IDAHO? Are we even kidding? (We are not!)
06 Nov 2017
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Tomorrow Will Be A Wonkin' Las Vegas Saturday Night! (Afternoon) (We Are So Old)
Pussycat pussycat I love you, yes I do!
03 Nov 2017
Attention NorCal, It Is Your Turn To Get Wonkette Beach Bum World Toured 2017!!!
It's the weekend! It's Yr Wonkette Drinky Thing! It's your open thread!
20 Oct 2017
Eugene Hippies It Is Your Night To Shine!
Bedeck yourselves in patchouli and myrrh! Company is here!
19 Oct 2017
Nobody's Defending Asshole Nurse-Assaulting Utah Cop... Except Assholes At 'Daily Caller'
Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.'
05 Sep 2017
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