Wisconsin Republicans Kill Special Session On Guns Faster Than Most Mass Shootings The voters don't matter. The women in danger don't matter. The kids don't matter. The blessed NRA is all that matters. Doktor Zoom Guns 08 Nov 2019
Texas Rep. Dan Crenshaw Thinks Guns, Like Hugs And Chlamydia, Are Better When You Share Crenshaw's audition for GOP's Next Top Trump continues. Stephen Robinson Guns 04 Sep 2019
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan To Make Shopping At Walmart Less Shooty You'd still be at a Walmart, though. Doktor Zoom Guns 12 Aug 2019
President Yap-Stupid Workin' Hard Today, Just Kidding He's Hate-Tweeting At Clouds WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE. Evan Hurst News 06 Aug 2019
CONTEMPT. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 9, 2019 Senate races, robot dicks, and a stable genius. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 09 Jul 2019
Non-Alex-Jones Lunatics Lose Lawsuit On Whether Sandy Hook 6-Year-Old Ever Existed No, it wasn't Alex Jones. Like we just said. Doktor Zoom Courts 19 Jun 2019
Alex Jones Being Very Reasonable About The Child Porn In His Emails, Hardly Threatening Anyone's Life At All 'This is like saying Jesus is in league with the devil.' Robyn Pennacchia Journamalism 18 Jun 2019
Skip Straight To The Baby Goats. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 18, 2019 Stormtroopers set to kidnap immigrants, Trump World has a war boner, and Facebook announces its own funny money. Dominic Gwinn News 18 Jun 2019
