Mommy, Why Are The Never-Trumpers Fighting Like Idiots?

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Politico Should Run On A Unity Ticket With SHUT THE F*CK UP, POLITICO

Should Joe Biden and Mitt Romney run together on an independent 'unity ticket'? Yes or go fuck yourself?

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Sarah Palin Hurls Self Into Thanksgiving Turkey Grinder, For A Change

Sarah Palin, understander of civics, tried to mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for being bad at civics. It went well!

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Sarah Palin's Son Just Got Arrested For Assaulting A Woman. Again.

How will she manage to blame Obama for this one?

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Dating Beto O'Rourke Now, Be Very Jealous

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

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Sarah Palin Responds To John McCain's Death By Whining About Nicolle Wallace (Because She's A Dick)

She didn't call Wallace a 'bitch,' but she might as well have.

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Sarah Palin So Mad Sacha Baron Cohen Made Her Look Like Big Dumbass For First Time Ever

IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?

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Relax, Everyone: Robert Mueller Is Not DUMPING YOU, Just Kidding Maybe He Is

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Christian Foster Care Agency Hating On The Catholics, Because It's The 1950s Apparently

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Clarence Thomas: Who Left This Pubic Hair On Trump's First Amendment?

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Trump So Mad At Dan Coats He's Gonna Be A Chickensh*t Who's Too Scared To Fire Him

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