Your Weekly Top Ten Is Too Busy To Talk To You Right Now YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 14 Sep 2019
Fine, Here Is Your Damn 'Todd Palin Quits Marriage Halfway Through Term' Post, YOU HAPPY NOW? Mazel Tov to the happy couple, whomever the happy couple might be, ALLEGEDLY. Evan Hurst News 10 Sep 2019
AZ GOP Chair Kelli Ward Just Ironically Threatening To Shoot Mark Kelly In The Head Hey, it's not like she's suggesting people yell at him in restaurants. Stephen Robinson Guns 07 Sep 2019
Rich Lowry Just Asking WHAT ABOUT BLACK-ON-BLACK SLAVERY????? Rich Lowry doing Starbursts all over this white hood. Evan Hurst News 06 Sep 2019
The Dumbest Sh*t Trump Said About Windmills Last Night, From 'Cancer' To 'REEER! REEER!' Tilting. Evan Hurst News 03 Apr 2019
Mommy, Why Are The Never-Trumpers Fighting Like Idiots? Well, when one Never-Trumper loves another Never-Trumper very much, but then Steve Schmidt has a temper tantrum ... Evan Hurst News 11 Feb 2019
Politico Should Run On A Unity Ticket With SHUT THE F*CK UP, POLITICO Should Joe Biden and Mitt Romney run together on an independent 'unity ticket'? Yes or go fuck yourself? Evan Hurst News 12 Dec 2018
Sarah Palin Hurls Self Into Thanksgiving Turkey Grinder, For A Change Sarah Palin, understander of civics, tried to mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for being bad at civics. It went well! Evan Hurst News 21 Nov 2018
