IDEA WORTH CONSIDERING: What If Trump Just Shut His Damn Loser Mouth? To be fair, the only thing he could have said last night that would have comforted people and markets is 'I resign.' Evan Hurst Trump 12 Mar 2020
Oh, Sarah Palin, How We've Missed Your Crazy Talking, Dumbass Self Palin wows us again with her stream-of-consciousness, truth-adjacent America-isms. Stephen Robinson Media/Entertainment 17 Jan 2020
Trump Told Half A Ukrainian Arby's About His Plans To Extort Their President Bill Taylor told quite a story yesterday! Evan Hurst Ukraine 14 Nov 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Too Busy To Talk To You Right Now YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 14 Sep 2019
Fine, Here Is Your Damn 'Todd Palin Quits Marriage Halfway Through Term' Post, YOU HAPPY NOW? Mazel Tov to the happy couple, whomever the happy couple might be, ALLEGEDLY. Evan Hurst News 10 Sep 2019
AZ GOP Chair Kelli Ward Just Ironically Threatening To Shoot Mark Kelly In The Head Hey, it's not like she's suggesting people yell at him in restaurants. Stephen Robinson Guns 07 Sep 2019
Rich Lowry Just Asking WHAT ABOUT BLACK-ON-BLACK SLAVERY????? Rich Lowry doing Starbursts all over this white hood. Evan Hurst News 06 Sep 2019
The Dumbest Sh*t Trump Said About Windmills Last Night, From 'Cancer' To 'REEER! REEER!' Tilting. Evan Hurst News 03 Apr 2019
