A Brief Love Letter To Attorney General Bill Barr, In Advance Of The Mueller Report: F*CKING GIVE IT! The point of this post is GIVE IT. Evan Hurst News 22 Feb 2019
President BabySh*ts Can't Wait To Fire ERRBODY On Wednesday, Maybe Murder Russia Investigation Too! He's been waiting for this moment all year! Evan Hurst News 05 Nov 2018
New York Times Just Handed Trump Rod Rosenstein's Head On A Stick, So It Can Fuck Right Out Of Here FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! Evan Hurst News 21 Sep 2018
We Sure Do Hope Rod Rosenstein Knows What The Fuck He's Doing Right Now Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT. Evan Hurst News 22 May 2018
President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is! SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning! Evan Hurst News 21 May 2018
Sorry, Trump! Even If You Fire Robert Mueller, He Is Still BOSS OF YOUR ASS Robert Mueller is planting landmines for Trump ERRWHERE. Evan Hurst News 25 Apr 2018
Wait, Trump LIED His Spray-Tanned Nuts Off About James Comey? How Could That BEEEEE? WHOA HEY, somebody else kept the receipts, and his name is Dana Boente! Evan Hurst News 11 Apr 2018
Everybody Hitting 'OH SHIT!' Button To Protect Robert Mueller Right Now, But WHY THOUGH? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Evan Hurst News 28 Mar 2018
