Somebody's Going To Emergency, Manafort's Going To Jail. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 5, 2018
Paul Manafort has been making some phone calls, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets caught lying (again), and Trump crowns himself king of sportsball. Your morning news brief.
05 Jun 2018
Wait, What With The Broidy Guy And Qatar And Huh? We'll Splain You Easy
This shit is complicated!
22 May 2018
QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018
ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
22 May 2018
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Can Donald Trump Jr. And Erik Prince Please Go The Fuck To Jail Yet?
At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.
21 May 2018
Lucky Jared Kushner Follows Double Rainbow To Pot Of Gold!
Nice of the Qataris to bail out Jared's family! In totally unrelated news, we'd like the Saudis to stop blockading them now.
18 May 2018
What Do Michael Avenatti, Ice Cube, And Qatar Have In Common? They Are All In THIS DUMB STORY!
This story broke our brain so it doesn't have to break yours.
14 May 2018
Trump Can't Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018
Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.
14 May 2018
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