OK, MAYBE There Was Collusion. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 17, 2019

ALLEGEDLY drunk Rudy Giuliani denies his denial, Michael Cohen ALLEGEDLY paid $50,000 to be an internet sex symbol, and Trump to re-start Star Wars. Your morning news brief!

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Canada Showing Off Again, 'We Give Saudi Girls Asylum' Edition

Tim Hortons and poutine all around!

Culture Wars

A Quick Explainer On The New York Times's Paul Manafort F*ckup, Because It Seems Important

Dammit, New York Times.

Russia

Paul Manafort's Lawyers Make Redacted Words Invisible Like F-35 Plane

Who's a Russian intelligence asset? Who's a Russian intelligence asset? IS PAUL MANAFORT A RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE ASSET?

Russia

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What Does Leonardo Da Vinci Have To Do With Trump And Russia? A HOLY SHT Investigation Into WHAT THE FCK!

The da Vinci Code but like for real ARE YOU KIDDING US?

Russia

President Sh*tmouth. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 8, 2019

Trump to make TV worse with prime time address, and the government shutdown gets worse. Your morning news brief!

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2018: The Year In Robert Mueller's Witch Hunt Finding SO MANY GUILTY-ASS WITCHES

Here's to Mueller finding many more in 2019!

Russia

The Sh*tshow Must Go On! Wonkagenda For Fri, Dec. 28, 2018

Trump throws another tantrum, and Democrats plan for next year. Your morning news brief!

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NRA: On This MLK Day, Won't You Please Remember The Guns?

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OK, MAYBE There Was Collusion. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 17, 2019

ALLEGEDLY drunk Rudy Giuliani denies his denial, Michael Cohen ALLEGEDLY paid $50,000 to be an internet sex symbol, and Trump to re-start Star Wars. Your morning news brief!

Canada Showing Off Again, 'We Give Saudi Girls Asylum' Edition

Tim Hortons and poutine all around!

A Quick Explainer On The New York Times's Paul Manafort F*ckup, Because It Seems Important

Dammit, New York Times.

Paul Manafort's Lawyers Make Redacted Words Invisible Like F-35 Plane

Who's a Russian intelligence asset? Who's a Russian intelligence asset? IS PAUL MANAFORT A RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE ASSET?

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

What Does Leonardo Da Vinci Have To Do With Trump And Russia? A HOLY SHT Investigation Into WHAT THE FCK!

The da Vinci Code but like for real ARE YOU KIDDING US?

President Sh*tmouth. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 8, 2019

Trump to make TV worse with prime time address, and the government shutdown gets worse. Your morning news brief!

The Sh*tshow Must Go On! Wonkagenda For Fri, Dec. 28, 2018

Trump throws another tantrum, and Democrats plan for next year. Your morning news brief!

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A 2020 Democratic Primary Primer, For Kids!

NRA: On This MLK Day, Won't You Please Remember The Guns?

Arizona GOP Lady Will Build The Wall ... WITH JIZZ!

Trump Is Losing The Walmart Vote, Isn't That A Shame

AOC Takes Aaron Sorkin's Advice, Shoves It

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK

Can Somebody Hold Nancy Pelosi's Beer While She Dick-Punches Trump Some More?

Very Special Judge Tells Paul Manafort And Giuliani To GTFOH